Dear ____________,

Dear Birthdays,

Thank you for visiting my momma yesterday ... for the 74th time.

I can only hope to have the same flawless, unwrinkled skin when you visit me 
that many times.

Dear Fall-like weather,

Stick around!  Make yourself right at home.  

Especially next Saturday when we host the boys' graduation open house!

Dear {majority of my} Facebook friends,

Thank you for using good manners when social networking.

No one enjoys it when wives bash their husbands or trash talk the family.

Dear Vacation,

I am madly in love with you.

Think about you every night & day.

Dear Arms, Legs, Brain, etc,

Cooperate with me this week.

My to-do list is 1.7 miles long.

Dear God,

Thank you for telling me that you'd restore my soul.

I believe You & I'm counting on it.